March 28, 2007
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Birds
There is a big bridge I have to walk under which is between my apartment and the subway. The birds like this bridge and also enjoying pooping a whole lot onto the sidewalk underneath it. Everytime I walk under this bridge, I just know that one day will be my unlucky day and I'll get pooped on. That day was almost today.
The bird in question let one go right as I passed underneath him/her. I heard a splat sound on the shoulder of my jacket and thought it was just water dripping from the bridge. But no, it was some spiteful bird trying to crap on me (or something like that). If I was walking an inch or so to the left, that bird crap would have been right on my head.
Close call, but now they may have a hit out on me because of today's failure. Man, getting crapped on by dozens of birds would be a real bad way to start off the day.
Comments (9)
thank you for stopping by! :]
Hey, Justin. Yeah, I really enjoy yours and Drew's cartoons. They're quite entertaining, so I don't mind advertising them on my xanga. Rock on!
I hate birds, but love shotguns. (think about it for a second)
i consider being shit on by a bird to be lucky. why? well, it's rather rare, right?
My aunt got crappedon by a million birds on the ferry once and there was no place for her to wash it off so she landed in South Carolina covered in crap. Imagine what those white people were thinking... Ahhhh! Asian Woman! and she is oozing bird crap from her head!
liked your cartoons. they were strange. yet oddly funny.
Hi, I think you must be a desigher because your on Xanga link. So could you explain some things to this newbie? How did you get a background like this w/ waterspots? And how did you get a picture in the corner? All I know is some of the new made themes are pretty but how do we go about doing it our selves? Thank you so much for getting back to me on this ......could you speak in newbie English...LOL
Thank You, Kris
Poooooost. Post something! lol I have nothing to do now that I'm all gradumacated and smarts and stuffs.
hi justin!
hi.....justin!